You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take my word for it.

C.V. Hunt
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  1. You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take my word for it.

  2. I thought it was foolish mumbo jumbo when I was alive - then I woke up dead.

  3. Either way, it happened, and everyone was going to pretend that it didn't.

  4. That's when I decided once and for all that we were doomed. It was that or I would die right there and then.

  5. I am death and I am here to take you away from this world. No one will ever care that you are missing. When you die you will forget all of this and there will be nothing more for you.

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